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Maintain Calm and Drink Up humorously reminds you to maintain a stiff top lip and calm demeanor…as good as a bottle of your favourite drink convenient. This uplifting and funny reward e-book is simply the right combination of 1 half consuming axiom and one half sage advice—stirred till good blended.

"In victory, you deserve champagne; in defeat, you would like it," said Napoleon Bonaparte. encouraged through the enduring international conflict II poster "Keep Calm and hold On," Keep Calm and Drink Up is a steady riff at the vintage British battle campaign.

The unique slogan encouraged a stiff higher lip and positive power, yet Keep Calm and Drink Up proves that during the longer term, it is a stiff drink and flowing spirits that actually inspire the hundreds. Keep Calm and Drink Up good points greater than a hundred proverbs and mantras from the likes of James Joyce, Ernest Hemingway, Rumi, Dave Barry, and Garrison Keillor, including: 

* "There comes a time in each woman's lifestyles while the single factor that is helping is a pitcher of champagne." --Bette Davis

* "I understand actually in among the 1st and 40th drink." --Tori Amos

* "Twenty-four hours in an afternoon, twenty-four beers in a case. Coincidence?" --Stephen Wright

* "Only Irish espresso presents in one glass all 4 crucial meals teams: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat." --Alex Levine

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Frank Varano It’s many years among beverages. Robert Browning Beer makes you are feeling how you should think with no beer. Henry Lawson Happiness by no means decreases by means of being shared. Buddha Abstainer, n. : A susceptible one that yields to the temptation of denying himself a excitement. Ambrose Bierce Drink reasonably, for drunkenness neither retains a mystery, nor observes a promise. Miguel de Cervantes the manager explanation for consuming is the will to act in a undeniable manner, and so as to blame it on alcohol. Mignon McLaughlin i'm a drinker with writing difficulties. Brendan Behan Wine provides braveness and makes males extra apt for ardour. Ovid you could constantly retake a category, yet you could by no means relive a celebration. Drew Navikas My grandmother is over 80 and nonetheless doesn’t desire glasses. beverages correct out of the bottle. Henny Youngman We borrowed golfing from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey. no longer since it is Scottish, yet since it is sweet. Horace Hutchinson There will be not anything extra common than an occasional drink. Oscar Wilde I used to have a ingesting challenge. Now i like the stuff. nameless He who seldom speaks, and with one calm, well-timed notice can strike dumb the loquacious, is a genius or a hero. Johann Kaspar Lavater I’ve by no means been under the influence of alcohol, yet frequently I’ve been overserved. George Gobel consuming spirits can't reason religious harm. José Bergamín It’s higher to gentle a candle than to curse the darkness. Eleanor Roosevelt guy, being moderate, needs to get inebriated; the simplest of existence is yet intoxication. Lord Byron Beer that's not inebriated has overlooked its vocation. Meyer Breslau don't enable teenagers to combine beverages. it's unseemly they usually use an excessive amount of vermouth. Steve Allen Alcohol is like love: the 1st kiss is magic, the second one is intimate, the 3rd is regimen. After that you simply take the girl’s outfits off. Raymond Chandler A meal with out wine is sort of a day with no sunshine, other than that on an afternoon with out sunshine you'll get under the influence of alcohol. Lee Entrekin the difficulty with strolling is that the ice falls from your glass. Martin Mull Be cautious of sturdy drink. it could make you shoot at tax creditors and leave out. Robert Heinlein He sometimes takes an “alcoholiday. ” Oscar Wilde there isn't any pleasure yet calm! Lord Alfred Tennyson, “The Lotus Eaters” now not all chemical compounds are undesirable. with out … hydrogen and oxygen … there will be no strategy to make water, an important element in beer. Dave Barry My dad was once the city inebriated. more often than not that’s now not so undesirable, yet big apple urban? Henny Youngman No animal ever invented whatever so undesirable as drunkenness—or so stable as drink. G. ok. Chesterton fact is an phantasm created through an absence of alcohol. nameless There can’t be sturdy dwelling the place there's not reliable ingesting. Benjamin Franklin I’m Catholic and that i can’t dedicate suicide, yet I plan to drink myself to demise. Jack Kerouac it's a reasonable wind that blew males to the ale. Washington Irving however the maximum love—the love especially loves— Even more than that of a mom, Is the gentle, passionate, timeless love, of 1 beer-drunken slob for an additional.

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